Fear of Rejection?? This may be the Remedy

Do you have a fear of rejection? Many writers who want to be published do. I've found The perfect therapy for you. Submit your work here, no matter what genre or field of study, and get the rejection monster out of your path right away.

 The Journal of Universal Rejection may be just the cure you need.

Heck, they even have cool t-shirts, iPad and Kindle covers, tote bags, beverage containers, and even a personal journal. All so you can proudly display the honor of having been rejected by the most prestigious journal (and publication, though chances of them ever filling a single page are not good) in the world. Possibly the universe. Have fun exploring their web site. Just don't do it during work hours. :-)