Pantry cleaning day

Yep, it's that twice annual time of year when I dive into the pantry and pull out all the outdated food that we forgot to eat because we are rarely home to cook. Next step, remove the latest brown widow spider colony. Thankfully, they are very shy, easy to kill, and very unlikely to bite. I hear they also make good pets, or so an article I read on-line this morning said. Of course, I wear gloves.

Anyone want to help?